Beltane: Where exactly is this happening in the Philippines?

Can you feel the loving embrace of drought now? Truly, the return of summer is celebrated the same way across countries. After all, if it’s happening in Britain — home of 25,000 year old Wicca — it should be the same in the Philippines, yes? Right? Right?

In case you’re daft today, I was being sarcastic. The tomatoes seem to be fine, though. Who’s in for a tomato sabbat?